Thursday, August 18, 2005

The World's Religions, in a nutshell

Taoism: Shit Happens
Hinduism: This shit has happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens”
Buddhism: It is only an illusion that shit happens
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah’s Witnesses: Knock, Knock, “Shit happens”
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe not
Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit
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addendum: As a Muslim, methinks I should point out that even if shit doesn't happen, it is STILL the will of Allah...


Anonymous IHSAN said...

knock knock, "shit happens"

LOL the funniest ever! I remember pretending like nobody's home a couple of times... glad I have that peephole in the door...

4:03 PM, August 25, 2005  
Blogger brown-eyed girl said...

I've read that before. I found it so funny when I did. In the one I saw, the last one on the list was the Judaism one: Why does this shit always happen to us? It was like the punchline. I found it hilarious. Partly because I'm partly Jewish myself. The whole thing is really clever.

10:12 PM, August 25, 2005  

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